Cycling Distributors

Just a quick one… now, Cycling Distributors – what a bunch of monkeys! I’ve not been in the business for 20 years like some people, or even 1 year yet.  However, in contrast to how awful IT based distributors can be, cycling disty’s are on a whole other level… I’ve not come across people less able to do business in my life – I mean you practically have to ask some of them if you are agitating them by asking to buy stuff! On the plus side, they are not all awful by any stretch of the imagination….. There is 1 good one so far. Hat’s off to you Mr. XXXXXX at XXX XXXXXX Distribution! I like your style! But the rest of you?? When I’m a billionaire, I’m gonna personally pay for your customer service training, give you a million to get you rolling, see how quickly you can screw it all up while I sit back and take bets over pop corn.  All good fun – another good day today other than than.

Lee’s back from Amsterdam as well – I wonder how his research went and if he has any new services to recommend for Big Maggys?

Coffee machine ordered - £200?  Nope… £500?  Nope…. £1000?  Nope… £3000?  Nope…. keep going, there are some zero’s on the end people! All I can say is if the Latte don’t taste like heaven in your mouth while you’re winning the lottery, being massaged all over with chocolate sauce and eating a Margherita with extra (It can’t be extra if it didnt come with them in the first place..) pepperoni and feeling slightly drunk but not too much while your feet soak in a bubbly foot spa, then I’m taking it back for a refund!!

14 bags of coffee sold today = 14 more classy people in the world. What can I say. You will all be on my Christmas card list.

Moffs.. yep, I like it (I think)

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• December 7, 2009
• BY moffaman
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